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Goldberg: Live Earth's message in a Geritol bottle
"IF YOU WANT to save the planet, I want you to start jumping up and down. Come on, m------------!" Madonna railed from the stage at London's Live Earth concert Saturday. "If you want to save the planet, let me see you jump!"
You just can't beat that. What else could capture the canned juvenilia of a 48-year-old centimillionaire -- who owns nine homes and has a "carbon footprint" nearly 100 times larger than the norm -- hectoring a bunch of well-off aging hipsters to show their Earth-love by jumping up and down like children?
But, hey, I don't want to bash Live Earth, which is not to be confused with Live Aid (1985, dedicated to eradicating African famine) or Live 8 (2005, promising to relieve African nations' debts). So with the African continent so well-fed -- and debt-free! -- who can blame the Celebrity Concern Industry for moving on to its next big success?

The avowed point of Live Earth was to . . . can you guess? That's right: raise awareness about global warming. Considering the energy required to put on the show, the nine Live Earth concerts doubtlessly raised more CO2 than awareness. NBC's three-hour televised version got trounced by "Cops" and "America's Funniest Home Videos." Moreover, surely most of the people who attended or tuned in already knew about global warming before they saw the video tutorial about Ed Begley Jr.'s eco-friendly home and sanctimony-powered go-cart.
Still, if fans had somehow missed the global warming story entirely, imagine how befuddled they must have felt while listening to Dave Matthews sing the glories of cloth diapers. And, assuming they didn't hit the mute button when Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova came to the stage, one wonders what any climate-change ingenues might have made of her remarks. The model, who nearly was killed in Thailand by the 2004 tsunami, explained that she "didn't feel hate toward nature" because of the tsunami. "I felt nature was screaming for help."
It's nice that Nemcova didn't want to blame the messenger, but it's hard to feel a similar reluctance about Live Earth's impresario in chief. Former Vice President Al Gore recently penned a book in which he rails against the current "assault on reason" by the evil forces of Earth-hating right-wingery. He repeatedly invokes science as if it's his exclusive property. But the soft paganism on display in Nemcova's faith-based assertion that a suboceanic earthquake was the result of Mother Nature sending us a message is typical of greenhouse gasbaggery.
Gore talks about the dysfunction of political discourse today. But when it comes to global warming, he and his acolytes insist that the time for debate is over. In other words, Gore's ideal discourse would involve only discussion about how best to follow through on his prescriptions.
But such high-minded objections sail over the chief source of Live Earth's lameness. The acts were mostly fine. But the outrage and passion felt so prepackaged, you almost expected Ludacris (who rapped about the evils of SUVs) to say, "This moral outrage is brought to you by GE's Ecomagination." One could say Live Earth is proof that global warming has jumped the shark, except for the fact that the phrase "jumped the shark" has jumped the shark.
Madonna, Genesis, UB40, the Police, Cat Stevens (now Yusuf Islam), Crowded House, Duran Duran -- these were among the headliners for this supposedly cutting-edge extravaganza. I listened to these acts in high school more than 20 years ago, and some of them were already going gray by then. Phil Collins is 56. Sting is 55. Cat Stevens is pushing 60. The Rolling Stones didn't play Live Earth, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was because Mick Jagger needed a hip replacement.
Like the Rolling Stones, who define "graceful retirement" as drags on the oxygen tank between sets, these acts hawk youthful-activism nostalgia for the fans rich enough to pay for it.
Some argue that environmentalism has become a secular religion. Buying carbon offsets, they say, is the modern equivalent of purchasing indulgences for your sins from the Catholic Church. Live Earth certainly fit into that vision. The concerts seemed like Baptist hoedowns of yore, except now Gore is the Billy Sunday for the baby boomer booboisie.
Maybe that's in the works, too. But more likely, these were simply concerts by and for people who need to salt their sanctimony with platitudes about raising awareness. The music industry always has played fans for saps. In 1968, Columbia Records peddled the slogan "The Man Can't Bust Our Music!" Now global warming is a brilliant way to market aging rockers too rich and famous to pass as rebels against anything save their refusal to retire with some dignity.
Jonah Goldberg's e-mail address is JonahsColumn@aol.com.

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Andrew Cline has been editorial page editor of the New Hampshire Union Leader since October of 2001. His writing has appeared in more than 100 newspapers and magazines, including The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, and National Review.
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Hi Craig, It looks like we’re all falling back on strawmen to make our points here. :)
What scientists are looking for are arguments that question their findings with scientific reason...and there isn’t any yet. Maybe there will be, but not yet. Until there is, we have to go with it the same way we have to go with gravity until someone proves that wrong. And sorry, I shouldn’t have used the word “refute”, I should have used the word “dispute” instead. Nonetheless, scientific findings are supposed to be disputed. That’s how it works. Someone shows what they think, and others try to prove it right or wrong. Imagine if no one disputed the supposed “fact” that the earth is flat?
Lastly, yes the environment is not stable. But the data is such (I won’t bore you with the details) that shows a whole different kind of change that the earth hasn’t seen in 600,000 years. Apparently, the notion that man being the primary cause explains everything so logically that it is virtually accepted by everyone who is qualified to make an informed opinion. This is what gets me. The people who are arguing against the scientists are not using science or reason to make their arguments. They are simply finding small loopholes in the scientists’ arguments and installing doubt into them without having any real evidence on their side. In their minds, installing doubt is all that’s needed to be right. Their words are passionate, yes, but where is the data to back them up?
- Breyer Sullivan, Manchester, NH
Hey Breyer- People who question the Goracle do not necessarily think global warming is a myth, we just question the motives. Is the planet warming? Sure. Is it warming a lot? I would say no. Is it the fault of man? I will argue all day that it is NOT. I really don't understand why people think the earth's climate is supposed to be stable. You have a whole wealth of factors that we cannot even begin to even understand that contribute to the global warming or cooling of this planet. Also- What sort of pseudo-science do you study that cuts debate and discussion? That's what science is! That's why we still call it the THEORY of gravity and THEORY of evolution. Oh, and on the subject of science and my statement above: You DO NOT put out a scientific theory and challenge people to refute it, it is your job to PROVE IT.
- Craig Davis, Manchester
Hello, Thanks for responding!
Please let me know when the Mr. Goldberg’s of the world produce evidence (scientific facts, empirical data, etc) to refute the virtual consensus of all scientists of the world. I’m waiting. All I hear right now is empty talk. The most legitimate argument I’ve heard so far is from Michael Creighton (the Jurassic Park guy) and all he has is a work of pure fiction to back him up. Please don’t bring up the Rush Limbaugh “melting ice cubes in a glass” fallacy as an argument.
I’m a political independent whose job is in the science/engineering field. I don’t believe that the environment is a political issue. I believe, however, that the argument against global warming is extremely weak with more holes in it than the ozone layer. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with conservatives agreeing with liberals on science. Your response tells me that it is however. Liberals don’t own science and I don’t think they claim to. They do, however, share my frustration that the arguments made by the Mr. Goldberg’s of the world are somehow on an equal scientific platform as people who have actual data to back themselves up. My fear is that science will be branded “liberally biased” not by people like Al Gore, but by people like Sean Hannity.
Lastly, we do agree on the shaky notion of carbon offsetting being some sort of a magic cure-all. What I will say is that it is an effective device to inform people of the positive impact people can make on the planet. The whole point of it, I think, is to get people thinking about environmental responsibility. Planting trees are almost always a good thing…especially in urban areas.
- Breyer Sullivan, Manchester, NH
Breyer - by "intellectual conservative viewpoint" you mean "agrees with liberals , who are never wrong" . You have got to be kidding me. As Mr Goldberg correctly states" ...he (Gore) and his acolytes insist that the time for debate is over." The Democrats and liberal frauds are the ones who refuse discussion. Do as they say not as they do - oh wait I forgot - as long as you buy "carbon offsets" it's OK to pollute the environment!
- J Martin, Manchester
The environment is clearly a wedge issue with the Republicans. Some conservatives are on the side of science, technology, conservation and environmental responsibility while others feel that these facts are all just a "myth" like Zeus or Thor. It is clear to see which side Jonah is on. Unfortunately, instead of arguing his point with logic and reason, Mr. Goldberg decides to go with the cheap joke...making fun of older people. Apparently, the high comical value of an aging Madonna is all the logic he feels he needs to prove his point. "Ha Ha! Mick Jagger needs his hip replaced! Therefore, Al Gore is wrong!"
It's a shame to see such intellectual fraudulence is our media today. What bothers me more is that there is no intellectual conservative viewpoint in the media anymore. It’s all flooded with Mr. Goldberg, Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. O’Reilly and their ilk. These people make the party look bad. Have we gotten to the point now where intellectual thought is liberally biased? It feels that today, either we are blindly stomping our American boot upside someone’s rear-end or we are just a bunch of egghead, elitist pansies. There are no other options.
Live Earth might not have been the best trailer for the environmental movement, but it was an honest effort. The fact is that there are loads of smart, logical conservatives that agree with Mr. Gore on this issue. Unfortunately, they are drowned out by dishonest, misleading frauds like John Stossel and Ann Coulter.
No wonder why 2006 went to the Democrats.
- Breyer Sullivan, Manchester, NH
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