Delivery guy

Delivery guy

Appliances last four years, if you’re lucky. Our most recent victim was the vacuum cleaner battery.

Four years ago the idea of going cord-free was attractive, because nothing quite produces instantaneous caveman rage like tugging the plug out of the wall because the cord isn’t long enough. “Now I’ve got to go all the way over there and plug it in over here, where I’m already mostly done. Why was I born?”